keepcalm-beadirectioner:

Tattoo guy: Ok boy what tattoo would you like?

Harry: Something very masculine and badass

Tattoo guy: Ok what about a dragon with a fire and-

Harry: A STAR! 

Tattoo guy: But that’s not …

Harry:  I WANT A STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR 

(Source: harrypussypatrol)